American Sumo Society

Being the civic-minded visionaries they are, the American Sumo Society frequently invests in the future of the Sumo tradition. The motto, "Developing tomorrow's American Sumo for a stronger Yesterday" is what keeps everyone at A.S.S.H.Q. going.

I mean, just look at that cute mug. You'd want to just pinch his cute widdle cheeks all day if it weren't for the fear of being body slammed into next week by The Great Nikolai.